The Real Secret

I am SO happy!

        Really?  What am I missing?

I don't worry and I have a new luxury car!

        Whoa ... You must be doing something right ...

I live in my dream home!  My life mate is AMAZING!!!

        Dang.  You MUST know something I don't know!

I've got a secret, I've got a secret )))))))

        How much?  I might want to buy that secret ...

Buy?  I will GIVE it to you! 

        Wow, you are so successful, you can do that?

Of course!  Now I have it all -- so I am going to give!

        Oh thank you, thank you!  I am all ears and willingness.

Of course, there is so much to share -- you'd be willing to cover some basic costs though...

        Yes, yes!  That is reasonable.  Your secret is obviously worth so much more!

And you know, new secrets keep revealing themselves to me!  Wanna subscribe?

        I'm in!

See what I just did there?   Now -- just do it.